Confessions

I have the most common form of colorblindness.

I sometimes listen to popular "Top 40" music in the car.

I'm frequently a perfectionist. Too frequently.

Telephones are generally my least favorite household/office objects.

I can be a coffee snob.

My knees pop almost every time I stand up.

I don't wear any jewelry.

I set alarm clocks to earlier than I actually have to be awake so I can use the snooze button.

Most of the things I eat come out of cans or boxes.

I strongly dislike egg nog.

One of my undershirts has small car-battery-acid holes in it. I wear it anyway.

I frequently erase things that I've just typed when I'm typing out anything that requires thought.

When I get tired, I start typing phonetic equivalents or homonyms of words I meant to type.

I correct friends' grammar.

I like jokes that end in really bad puns. Sometimes I tell them.

I sing in the car. And I'm not a very good singer.

I'm legally blind without my glasses.

I'm very cheap when it comes to food. I almost never go to restaurants.

Sometimes I sleep with a fan on because I like the white noise.

I rarely ask myself whether or not my clothes match.

My handwriting/printing is hard to read.

I don't shave every day.

I was diagnosed with ADD as a child.

I have a near-phobic aversion to debt.

On my first test in my first class in my first quarter in college, I multiplied 2 and 3 and got 5.

I frequently incur overdue fines at the local library.

I've been at fault in a car accident. I drove into a parked, unoccupied car.

I lose small objects frequently.